Friday, January 27, 2006

The 007 Quiz

I'm bored, and I've been watching a ton of Bond flicks, so I thought I'd come up with this quiz. Enjoy (and reply with your own/cut and paste to own blog).

1. Favourite Bond Movie

LICENCE TO KILL

2. Favourite Bond

Timothy Dalton

3. Favourite Bond Girl

Melina from FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

4. Favourite Bond Villain

Ernst Stavro Blofeld from YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

5. Favourite Bond Car

The Lotus Esprit from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

6. Favourite Bond Gadget

The Magnetic zipper pulling watch from FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

7. Favourite Bond Non-Car Vehicle

The funky helicopter thing from GOLDENEYE

8. Favourite Secondary Bond Girl

Plenty O'Toole from DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

9. Favourite Secondary Bond Villain

Jaws!

10. Favourite Bond Song

Nobody Does It Better from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

11. Favourite Bond Action Scene

The tanker chase from LICENCE TO KILL. It's ludicrous, but great fun.

12. Favourite Bond Method of Torture/Death/Antagonism

The Tarantula in DR. NO.

13. Favourite Villainous Plot

MOONRAKER. Super race of Amazons!

14. First Bond Girl You Had A Crush On

Anya Amasova from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

15. Worst Bond

Lazenby. Come on!

16. Worst Bond Film

DIE ANOTHER DAY. No contest.

17. Worst Bond Song

If DIE ANOTHER DAY hadn't been released, Lulu's THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN would've been a lock. As it is, Madonna takes it.

18. Silliest Bond Gadget

The Gondola/Hovercraft from MOONRAKER. Grow up, 007!

19. Favourite Bond Quip

'Keeping the British end up, sir." from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

20. Worst Bond Quip

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." from THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

21. Favourite Q Line

'I think he's attempting re-entry, sir!'

22. Favourite Pre-Credit Sequence

GOLDFINGER. Perfection.

23. First Bond Film You Saw

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Giant Movie Quiz

I grabbed this from HB's blog via AICN. Kinda cool, and although I did put my answers in a comment on his blog, I've decided to revise a couple, and maybe add a slight appendice or two. In any case, feel free to put yours in the reply, I'd like to see what you guys and gals say.

1) First Movie you saw in a theater? RETURN OF THE JEDI
1a) First Movie you saw? THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

2) First R-Rated Film You Bought A Ticket For By Yourself? TERMINATOR 2
2a) First R-Rated Film You Saw Underage? LA BAMBA

3) Favorite Movie Snack? Hot dogs.

4) Favorite film going experience? Seeing EMPIRE in a theater for the first time in '97.

5) Stupidest thing you did that you saw in a Movie? Pretended to be Spider-Man after seeing the Nicholas Hammond classic, swung around the first floor bannister, broke my arm.

6) First film to inspire carnal thoughts for the opposite sex? RISKY BUSINESS.
6a) First film to provoke an attraction for the opposite sex? STAR WARS.

7) Have you ever paid for one movie and snuck into another? No.

8) Have you ever seen a movie in Drive-In? No.

9) Have you ever had sex in a car while watching a movie in a Drive-In? No

10) If so, what film? N/A

11) Ever had sex in a movie theater? No. Made out during BATMAN BEGINS though.

12) If so, what film? N/A

13) Favorite John Hughes Film? WEIRD SCIENCE

14) Favorite Quentin Tarantino film? KILL BILL Vol. 1 & 2

15) Favorite Hitchcock Film? SHADOW OF A DOUBT

16) Favorite Spielberg Film? JAWS

17) Favorite Zombie Film? DAWN OF THE DEAD

18) Favorite Actor (dead)? Brando

19) Favorite Actor (living)? Tony Leung

20) Favorite Character Actor Ever? Warren Oates

21) Favorite Actress (dead)? Rita Hayworth

22) Favorite Actress (living)? Vicky Zhao Wei

23) Favorite Character Actress Ever? Zelda Rubenstein

24) Favorite Theatrical Animated Character? Edna Mode

25) Favorite Film Score? THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK – John Williams

26) Favorite piece of Film Music? “The Rebel Fleet/End Title” – John Williams from THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

27) Favorite Film Song? “Nobody Does It Better" - Carly Simon in THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

28) Favorite Christmas Movie? THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS/GREMLINS

29) Favorite Film Genre? Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy

30) Favorite Porn Film? A funky French one called "Sex Dreamers"

31) First Porn Film You Saw? Some random Swedish one with a chick riding a gear stick.

32) Favorite Disney Film? SNOW WHITE

33) Favorite Western? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

34) Favorite Musical? THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

35) Favorite Horror Film? AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON

36) Favorite Comedy? Tie: THE HOLY GRAIL and SHAUN OF THE DEAD

37) Favorite Science Fiction Film? THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)

38) Favorite Suspense Film? SE7EN

39) Favorite Romantic Film? A FAREWELL TO ARMS

40) Favorite Epic? LOTR TRILOGY

41) Least Favorite Thing About Seeing Films in A Theater? The audience.

42) Favorite Thing about Seeing Films in a Theater? The atmosphere, letting it suck you in.

43) If you could be any film character, who? Rick Deckard

44) If you could have sex with any film character, who? Jessica Rabbit

45) If you could live happily ever after with a film character, who? Probably Alex from AMERICAN WEREWOLF.

46) If you could be any movie monster, who? David Kessler (see above)

47) Favorite Film Critic? Ebert/Jay Sherman

48) Favorite Screen Writer? Andrew Kevin Walker, John Sayles, Peter Jackson

49) Favorite Director? Peter Jackson, Takeshi Kitano

50) Chaplin or Keaton? Chaplin

Thursday, January 12, 2006

The Big N Comes Through

This is awesome. I'm more of a casual video gamer (I have a PS2 and an Xbox, but only really play the Xbox), although I was addicted to the Super NES as a kid. It's good then that Nintendo's brand new console, the Revolution, will provide SNES games, and more.




Don't let these pictures put you off. They're part of a mock-up for how the system will work. Basically, as well as playing DVD-based games, it'll also allow you to download games from the SNES, NES and N64 for a price - $2.99 for the first two, and $19.99 for the N64 games, apparently. That's a bit steep, but then again, it's not like the N64 has a huge back catalogue of quality. There'll also be a monthly fee, which'll allow you to rent an infinite amount of games per month.




Yes, rent. You can download them, but after a while, they'll self-destruct somehow. There are a bunch of top titles being ready for launch, and there are certainly some classics there (TETRIS, SUPER MARIO WORLD, GOLDENEYE to name but a few). I think if Sony were to adopt this system, especially with SEGA's back catalogue, that'd really make their domination of the console market much more realistic. In any case, this looks fucking cool.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Incubus




I dug Incubus the first time they were around. I still think 'S.C.I.E.N.C.E.' is a cool record, but when they released 'Make Yourself,' I didn't like it much. I know there's been lots of cries that they sold-out, and yeah, they have gone a bit more commercial. But listening to Make Yourself again, I also think that they maybe found their identity with that record. I mean, as good as S.C.I.E.N.C.E. was, it's a bit one-note and shows their weakness as a Faith No More tribute band with a very good singer, whereas the leap they made on the next album suits them a lot more, and they don't really sound like anyone but Incubus. So yeah, I like that album a lot more now. It's good stuff, which is more than I can say about a lot of the bands that came around at the same time (Korn, I'm looking at you).

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Licenced to Shill

Yeah, so. I have a new blog. It's been linked for a while on the side, but I thought I'd post about it to draw attention to it. I've decided I'm going to keep most of the movie talk to there, with the more personal stuff here. Just reorganizing, really.

The Fifteen Years Movie Blog

Friday, January 06, 2006

Jigsaws!

The guys at IMP Awards have a cool little feature up: jigsaws made out of movie posters. Some are easy, some are hard and some (like the BEING JOHN MALKOVICH one) are "insane." Still, this is what being an insomniac can do for you.


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The iTunes 11

No, it's not a new George Clooney movie. Basically, what goes is that you shuffle through your iTunes (or wimp or whatever you use) and note down the eleven tracks you pick, and see what the results are. Here are mine, you can post yours in the reply thingie.

1. Howard Shore - Rivendell
2. Danny Elfman - Town Meeting Song
3. The Cure - Let's Go To Bed
4. Beck - Girl
5. RHCP - Give It Away
6. Foo Fighters - Weenie Beenie
7. Lisa Gerrard - La Bas
8. Johnny Cash - Sam Hall
9. Foo Fighters - DOA
10. Seu Jorge - Life on Mars
11. Ryan Adams - Call Me On Your Way Back Home

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

It's 2006, Apparently

So here we are. The year Twenty-Oh-Six. Can't say it feels that much different. New Year's was fun though. Drank lots of Tequila, dressed like a Jedi, met Spongebob Squarepants. Fun, but I'm still really tired.

I'm also trying to think of NY resolutions. I have a few traditional ones, i.e. quit biting my nails, but the only other one I can really think of right now is that I have to do more writing and watch more new films, because seriously, my new movie watching was slack as fuck last year.

Here's a pic of Lisa and me on NYE. We're such geeks, but we had a great time.